1 Sign in hotel room in India:
“The chambermaid will be pleased if you would like to take advantage of her”
2 Customers who insisted they wanted to upgrade to a seaview room in a hotel that was 200 miles inland.
3 Overheard in a hotel reception: “What time does the 9 o'clock tour leave?”
4 Customer question during a cruise: “The televisions work really well. Are they satellite or cable?”
5 Sign in a zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”
6 Advertisement for dental services: “Teeth will be extracted by the latest methodists.”
7 A customer in Vancouver asked about a day trip to Niagara Falls. Just 2,118 miles away.
8 Sign in tailor shop: “Ladies may have a fit upstairs.”
9 Customer question during a cruise: “Do the crew sleep on board?”
10 Sign in hotel reception area: “The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.